|"Stop laughing! And the next time Angmar screws up the uniform order I automatically get the longest straw!"|
PAD: "Did you see my funny caption on Twitter??"
MRS. PAD: "Yes. I get them, you know."
PAD: "Your expression is one of mingled exasperation and pity."
MRS. PAD: <blank stare>
PAD: "Don't hate me cuz you ain't me."
MRS. PAD: "I'm going to light a candle for you."