Kin Morgue

Like every great leader, I have grand visions for the future (Is this like that time you tried putting Dawn in the dishwasher? -- Mrs. Pad). We've all seen creative and hilarious kinship names during our sojourns across Middle-earth, but I don't know if anyone's tried to capture a bunch of them for others' collective enjoyment.

I will make an opening contribution, but please send the wackiest or most creative kin names you've seen to me by using the comments section below (or you can e-mail me at padhricthepeculiar@gmail.com), and I will post them here! I'll also include your desired handle if you choose, or you can always submit anonymously.

UPDATE: The transfer to Areknstone with the rest of the Dawnbreakers has opened up a whole new world of amusing kinship names!

• The Munchkin
• Don't Wanna Join Your Kin
• Anduin Beekeepers Association
• Nazgul Stole My Bike
• Kin You Dig It
• WORST KIN EVER
• Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (had to be shortened to Whiskey Tango due to the implications!)
• Elves in Tights
• Laketown Fire Department 
• Tom Bombadil the Dill Weed 
• Mallorn Children of the IVth Age
• Of Ale and Pink Oliphaunts 
• Defilers Under My Bed (submitted by Lesraldor) 
• Dodge, Duck, Dip, and Dodge
• Not All Those Who Wander Are Sloshed
• Sauron Started It
• League of the Laughing Magpie 
• The Arkenstoned
• FLOCK OF MOOSEN 
• Nerd Herd 
• The Brohirrim 
• Flatulent Old Warriors 
• Local Drunks of Bree-land
• Whats Taters Precious 
• Working as Intended (submitted by Lesraldor)
• Where Are All The Pies (submitted by Lesraldor)
• Defenders of Skunkberry (submitted by Lesraldor) 
• Tater and Marrow Esquires (submitted by Mentho)
• Dain's Warpig (submitted by Rimenuir)
• Fire-Breathing Rubber Duckies (submitted by Dwalintron)
• Orc Heads and Maiden Beds (submitted by Mentho)
• Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
• The Barrow-down Bakery (submitted by Khloe)
• You Loot! I'll Lag!
• Window Lickers